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My short game is solid—solidly disappointing. I don’t always three-putt… but when I do, I make sure everyone sees it. I hit a great shot once—then I woke up. The only thing straighter than my drive is my lie. I have a love-hate relationship with golf—mostly hate. Every round of golf is a journey through the stages of grief. I went golfing for exercise, came home with sunburn and rage. My golf glove is the only thing holding it all together. I shot a birdie once—it was with my ball, into a goose. My swing has rhythm—it’s just the rhythm of a toddler learning to walk. Conclusion Golf might be a game of patience, focus, and skill—but it’s also a goldmine for humor. Whether you’re stuck in a sand trap or celebrating a miracle shot, remember: every golfer is just one shot away from greatness—or complete disaster. And that’s what makes it so fun (and funny)! So next time your drive hooks into a tree or your putt lips out, just laugh it off… and maybe share one of these quotes to keep the vibes light and the laughs rolling. FAQs Q1: Can I use these golf quotes on social media? Absolutely! They're perfect for Instagram captions, Twitter jokes, or group chats with your golfing buddies. Q2: Are these quotes suitable for a golf speech or toast? Yes! These funny quotes are great for lightening the mood at golf tournaments, banquets, or charity events. Q3: Do I need to be a golfer to enjoy these quotes? Not at all! Anyone who loves good humor (and maybe a little sarcasm) will appreciate these. Q4: Where can I find more golf humor? Check out golf meme pages, funny sexaggeration, and

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